I WILL FUCKING MURDER EVERYONE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. I WILL EVAPORATE ALL OCEANS. I WILL BURN EVERY FOREST. I WILL FREEZE EVERY DESERT. I WILL EXPLODE THE FUCKING MOON AND THE SUN AND THE ENTIRE FUCKING UNIVERSE MARK MY FUCKING WORDS.
last christmas we bought a fake christmas tree and the guy behind the counter said to my dad ‘are you going to put it up yourself?’ and my dad said ‘dont be disgusting… im going to put it in the living room’